Dress up in a Maniquin outfit from the mall

Dear Samuel and Co,

Your window dressings suck. (I hate the word "suck" but I feel it is appropriate here!)

Over the course of this year I have seen awful prom dresses, ladies who cruise (whom I would never have a drink with!!), and some really ... interesting outfits! Some of my greatest memories this year have been checking out said outfits with my sweetest friend. What great giggles we have had. So it was only fitting (pardon the obvious pun as I am about to try on clothes) that Colleen's sister joined me for this leg of my adventure. She picked out the most hideous top they had in the window, and I was more than happy to model it. (I am just so thankful I didn't pee my pants laughing as I did this!!!)

So by trying this on I achieve a badge. Thanks F!